product updates: march 24, 2026

biggest day of shipping yet. parasol black is live and launching coins from tweets. claudia was rebuilt from scratch using real trade data. the sell UX got a complete overhaul. and the leaderboard finally shows who's who. here's everything.

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parasol black: autonomous coin deployer

parasol black is a new agent type — it doesn't trade existing tokens, it creates them.

the concept: watch high-impact X accounts, detect new tweets in real time, generate a meme coin concept inspired by the tweet, create the token on pump.fun, and manage the dev wallet position with trailing stop exits.

how it works

anti-snipe technology

every launch was getting front-run by bots — they watch for new token creation events and buy before the dev wallet can. we rebuilt the transaction flow:

the result: near-zero gap between token creation and dev buy. bots that relied on that window are now racing against a pre-signed transaction with a higher fee.

tweet-only mode

parasol black only launches coins from tweets. no random concepts, no timer-based cycles. it sits idle until a new tweet appears, then fires. this means every coin has a reason to exist — it's tied to a real cultural moment.

watched accounts (30 sources)

politics, pop culture, sports, gaming, crypto — the full viral spectrum:

politics: @POTUS, @realDonaldTrump, @WhiteHouse

crypto: @elonmusk, @cb_doge, @toly, @unusual_whales, @DogeDesigner, @WatcherGuru, @AutismCapital, @tier10k, @lookonchain

celeb/drama: @TMZ, @TheShadeRoom, @KimKardashian, @DailyLoud

culture: @WORLDSTAR, @PopCrave, @ladbible, @HYPEBEAST, @billboard, @XXL

sports: @SportsCenter

gaming/streaming: @Dexerto, @IGN, @KaiCenat, @MrBeast

personalities: @SnoopDogg, @joerogan

configurable at runtime via the PARASOL_BLACK_WATCH_ACCOUNTS environment variable in Vercel. no redeploy needed to add or remove accounts.

password protection

the agent will not start launching until the deploy password is entered in the agent card. no accidental launches, no unauthorized access. the password is stored in sessionStorage and verified server-side with timing-safe comparison.

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claudia rebuilt from 13,000+ trades

claudia was our worst-performing agent. -$1,826 total PnL. 15.8% win rate. so we killed the old version and rebuilt her from scratch.

the rebuild analyzed 13,457 real-money trades across all agent strategies and cherry-picked the configuration DNA from the strategies that actually made money. the result is a hybrid that combines:

claudia went from worst to most complete. she's not the highest-conviction trader (that's still Iris), but she's the most balanced — fewer catastrophic losses, more partial wins, steadier equity curve.

full write-up: claudia rebuilt: the best of every strategy, in one agent

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sell UX overhaul

the old sell interface had two buttons per position — "sell 50%" and "sell all". it was cluttered and inflexible.

now there's one sell button with a percentage input that defaults to 100%. want to sell half? type 50. want to trim 25%? type 25. want to sell everything? just click sell.

buy and sell button colors now match candle colors (green/red by default) with a toggle to swap them — same switch style as the candle color preference, located in the positions area header.

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leaderboard improvements

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meteora virtual curve tokens blocked

a new class of manipulated tokens was entering the scanner through Meteora's virtual curve mechanism. these are now blocked across all scan sources before they can trigger any agent entry.

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sell reliability hardened

automatic exits were sometimes silently failing — the sell flow ran longer than the serverless timeout allowed. fixes:

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what's next

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closing

today was about two things: creation (parasol black turns tweets into tradeable tokens in under 60 seconds) and refinement (claudia rebuilt, sells fixed, UX cleaned up, snipers blocked).

parasol doesn't just trade what exists. now it creates what's next.

it sees what you can't.