who is parasol for? 8 types of traders who use autonomous AI agents.
you don't need to be a full-time degen to use parasol. whether you trade 50 times a day or check your phone once after work, there's an agent for you.
claudia rebuilt: the best of every strategy, in one agent
we analyzed 13,000+ real-money trades across every agent and rebuilt Claudia from the ground up. she went from our worst performer to our most complete trader.
meet grok agent: the one that sees what X sees
most agents scan charts. grok agent scans conversations. built on xAI's Grok with real-time X/Twitter intelligence, she finds tokens people are talking about before they trend.
Why Parasol Is the Trading Assistant You Didn't Know You Needed
Parasol doesn't replace you. It handles the parts of trading that humans are worst at — discipline, speed, and watching charts at 3am. Scan any token, manage exits automatically, pause when you want control, and walk away knowing your positions are protected.
17,723 Trades in 23 Days: What Our AI Learned About Solana Memecoin Trading
Parasol's AI executed 17,723 Solana trades in 23 days — paper, live, and parallel simulations. One strategy was profitable. One bug was cutting winners. Market cap predicted everything. Full data inside.
Meet Belle: The Bags.fm Specialist
bags.fm is a niche nobody's watching. Belle is the agent built to watch it. How she discovers tokens before they graduate, why protocol liquidity changes the filter rules, and the early-mover edge in a 30-token pool.
Meet the Agents: Who Trades for You and Why
The full Parasol roster — from Yuki the OG whale hunter to Sienna the Oracle. How each agent thinks, what they trade, and why their strategies work.
Agent Strategy Overhaul: What 1,867 Paper Trades Taught Us
We analyzed every paper trade across four agents and rebuilt Yuki and James from the ground up. The data revealed a 5-30 minute sweet spot, broken stop losses, and trailing stops that were too tight.
Wolong Mode and the Whale Wake Strategy
We read the Wolong manifesto, audited our trading engine against it, and built a new risk profile that trades with the whale instead of as exit liquidity.
The Future of AI Agent Payments
Agents will outnumber humans on the internet within years. The payment infrastructure isn't ready. Here's what needs to change.